Welcome to What Horse Is He Right Now Dot Com, a collection of stories by The Dot and Line about BoJack Horseman Season 5. Spoilers for Season 5 follow.
BoJack Horseman: Will Arnett
· Gob Bluth — Arrested Development
· Batman — The Lego Movie
· Devon Banks — 30 Rock
· Chris Brinkley — Up All Night
· Steven Wilde — Running Wilde
· Chris — Parks and Recreation
· Ennis Hofftard — Sit Down Shut Up
Princess Carolyn: Amy Sedaris
· Mimi Kanasis — Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
· Janice — No Activity
· Rita — Difficult People
· Kathy Morgan — Thanksgiving
· Julia — Kevin From Work
· Hursche — The Heart, She Holler
· Louise Laffer — Alpha House
· Gladys Kravitz — Bewitched
· Jerri Blank — Strangers With Candy
· Courtney Masterson — Sex in the City
· Betsy Frayne — Just Shoot Me!
Diane Nguyen: Alison Brie
· Ruther Wilder — GLOW
· Amber — The Disaster Artist
· Lucy — How to Be Single
· Annie Edison — Community
· Trudy Campbell — Mad Men
· Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer — The Five-Year Engagement
Mr. Peanutbutter: Paul F. Tompkins
· Shorty — Tangled: The Series
· Blue Morpho/miscellaneous other voices — The Venture Bros.
· Dr. Reagan — Black-ish
· Randy/Piere/miscellaneous other voice — Bob’s Burgers
· Andrew Lloyd Weber/others — Comedy Bang! Bang!
· Captain Orleans — Brooklyn Nine-Nine
· Video Narrator/Lotto Cop/miscellaneous other voices — Regular Show
· Prescott — There Will Be Blood
Todd Chavez: Aaron Paul
· Eddie Lane — The Path
· Tobey Marshall — Need for Speed
· Jesse Pinkman — Breaking Bad
· Scott Quittman — Big Love
· Rick — Mission Impossible III
· Mark Owens — Point Pleasant
· Eddie Laroche — Veronica Mars
Gina Cazador: Stephanie Beatriz
· Rosa Diaz — Brooklyn Nine-Nine
· Chloe Barbash/Julia/Alien Baby — Bob’s Burgers
· Sonia — Modern Family
· Gertie — Ice Age: Colission Course
· Freckles — Pee-wee’s Big Holiday
Pickles Aplenty: Hong Chau
· Ngoc Lan Tran—Downsizing
· Linh—Treme
· Jackie — Big Little Lies
· Jade—Inherent Vice
Yolanda Buenaventura: Natalie Morales
· Anne Garcia — Santa Clarita Diet
· Wendy Watson — The Middleman
· Lauren Cruz — White Collar
· Lucy — Parks and Recreation
Flip McVicker: Rami Malek
· Freddie Mercury — Bohemian Rhapsody
· Elliot Alderson — Mr. Robot
· Tahno — The Legend of Korra
· Marcos Al-Zacar — 24
· Ahkmenrah — Night at the Museum
Stefani Stilton: Kimiko Glenn
· Harlow — Liza on Demand
· Lena — DuckTales
· Ezor — Voltron
· Brook Soso — Orange Is the New Black
Emily: Abbi Jacobson
· Abbi Abrams — Broad City
· Bean — Disenchantment
Beatrice Horseman: Wendie Malick
· Captain Lindsay Cole — Rush Hour
· Victoria Chase — Hot in Cleveland
· Chicha — The Emperor’s New Groove/The Emperor’s New School
· Burdine/Bernice Maxwell — Bratz
· Beautiful Gorgeous — The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
· Ronee Lawrence — Frasier
· Nina Van Horn — Just Shoot Me!
· Judith Tupper — Dream On
· Gayle Buchannon — Baywatch
· Wendie Cross — Scrooged
Hollyhock: Aparna Nancherla
· Nephrite — Steven Universe
· Daria — High Maintenance
· Grace — Corporate
· Kishy — Ginger Snaps
· Candy Singh — Your Main Thing
· Nadine — Chloe + Zoë
A Ryan Seacrest Type: Adam Conover
· Adam — Adam Ruins Everything
Jessica Biel: …Jessica Biel!
· Cora Tannetti — The Sinner
· Alex McDonough — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
· Liz Cooper — Next
· Mary Camden — 7th Heaven
Katrina Peanutbutter: Lake Bell
· Donna — Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp/Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later
· Dr. Cat Black/Dixie Peters — Childrens Hospital
· Rachel Chapman — How to Make It in America
Mikayla: Whoopi Goldberg
· Celie — The Color Purple
· Oda Mae Brown — Ghost
· Deloris Wilson — Sister Act
· A ton more. It’s freakin’ Whoopi Goldberg.
Laura Linney: Laura Linney!
· Charlotte Conner—Frasier
· Cathy Jamison—The Big C
· Wendy Byrde—Ozark
· Sarah—Love Actually
Diane’s Therapist: Issa Rae
· J—Awkward Black Girl
· Issa — Insecure
Wife of Diane’s Therapist: Wanda Sykes
· Barb Baran— The New Adventures of Old Christine
· J — Awkward Black Girl
· Rita Daniels—Evan Almighty
· Stella—Over the Hedge
Yolanda’s Father: John Leguizamo
· Sid—Ice Age (all in franchise)
· Jack—The Adventures of Puss in Boots
· Aurelio—John Wick
· Flying Monkeys/Silly Mail Bird/Pirate Pig Captain—Dora the Explorer
· Julian—The Happening
· Diego/Catalina’s Uncle—My Name Is Earl
· Dr. Victor Clemente—ER
· Dodge—The Honeymooners
· Victor Rosa—Empire
· Tybalt—Romeo and Juliet
Yolanda’s Mother: Eva Longoria
· Eva Longoria—Jane the Virgin
· Charlotte Frost—Empire
· Ana Sofia Calderon—Telenovela
· Sophia Perez—Brooklyn Nine-Nine
· Rudi Wilson—Mother Up!
· Gabrielle Solis/Gabrielle Lang—Desperate Housewives
· Brooke—George Lopez
· Isabella Braña/Isabella Braña Williams—The Young and the Restless
Vance Waggoner: Bobby Cannavale
· Colin Belfast—Homecoming
· Vince D’Angelo—Will & Grace
· Irving—Mr. Robot
· Martin Maddox—I, Tonya
· Jeff—Master of None
· Dr. Francisco—Daddy’s Home
· Dr. Mike Cruz—Nurse Jackie
· Gyp Rosetti—Boardwalk Empire
· Lewis—Modern Family
· Chris—Louie
· Commander James Kent—Paul Blart: Mall Cop
· Hank Harris—Snakes on a Plane
· Javier—Six Feet Under
· Wilson Jade—Ally McBeal
· Adam Ball—Sex in the City
Ana Spanikopita: Angela Basset
· Erika Sloane—Mission: Impossible-Fallout
· Ramonda—Black Panther
· Catherine—Master of None
· Desiree Dupree/Ramona Royale/others—American Horror Story
· Doctor Waller—Green Lantern
· Cate Banfield—ER
· Brenda—Meet the Browns
· Tanya—Akeelah and the Bee
· Tina Turner—What’s Love Got to Do With It
· Dr. Betty Shabazz—Malcolm X
· Sara/Mrs. Mitchell—The Cosby Show
Cooper: Brian Tyree Henry
· Alfred “Papa Boi” Miles—Atlanta
· Benji—Irreplacable You
· Ricky—This Is Us
Cooper’s Father: Daveed Diggs
· Jesse—Bob’s Burgers
· Johan Johnson—Black-ish
· Perry—Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
· Adult Books—The Get Down
Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale: Margo Martindale
· Claudia—The Americans
· Ruth Eastman—The Good Fight
· Ma Beagle—DuckTales
· Louise Nash—Cars (all in franchise)
· Ruth Eastman—The Good Wife
· Rosemary—Mike & Molly
· Bonnie—New Girl
· Mags Bennett—Justified
· Nurse Klowden—Mercy
· Camilla—Dexter
· Earline Fitzgerald—Million Dollar Baby
· Gloria Lamar—Twilight
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