‘Venture Bros.’ Animation Director Kimson Albert’s Nicknames, Ranked

The former ‘Venture Bros.’ animation director (2004–2016) regularly included his favorite quotation from each episode as a nickname in the credits. Here are our favorites.

UPDATE: We’ll miss you, Kimson! Guess it’s time to watch OK K.O.!

  1. Kimson “Screaming Hot Stop-It” Albert (S4E3, “Perchance to Dean”)
  2. Kimson “Malevolent Murder Maze” Albert (S3E1, “Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny”)
  3. Kimson “Mournful Tits” Albert (S4E12, “Any Which Way But Zeus”)
  4. Kimson “Babe Ruthless” Albert (S4E1, “Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel”)
  5. Kimson “Doll Withdrawal” Albert (S5E6, “Momma’s Boys”)
  6. Kimson “I Love Mein Job” Albert (S3E2, “The Doctor is Sin”)
  7. Kimson “Shaved Bigfoot” Albert (S1E3, “Home Insecurity”)
  8. Kimson “Brockness Monster” Albert (S4E8, “Pinstripes & Poltergeists”)
  9. Kimson “Tantrum Rex” Albert (S6E2, “Maybe No Go”)
  10. Kimson “Magic Murder Bag” Albert (S2E10, “I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills”)
  11. Kimson “Brock Cousteau” Albert (S5E7, “Bot Seeks Bot”)
  12. Kimson “Spinning Murder Top” Albert (S3E5, “The Buddy System”)
  13. Kimson “Hot Sandwich” Albert (S4E14, “Bright Lights, Dean City”)
  14. Kimson “Bit of a Gigglepuss” Albert (S2E5, “20 Years to Midnight”)
  15. Kimson “Good Time Goof Gas” Albert (S6E5, “Tanks for Nuthin’”)
  16. Kimson “Blacktion” Albert (S3E7, “What Goes Down Must Come Up”)
  17. Kimson “Pleasure Toast” Albert (Special, “A Very Venture Halloween”)
  18. Kimson “Dreaded Candiru” Albert (S1E9, “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean.”)
  19. Kimson “Slim Jim Fizz” Albert (S5E4, “Spanakopita!”)
  20. Kimson “Always a Gloria” Albert (S6E7, “A Party for Tarzan”)
  21. Kimson “Colossal Clusterfudge” Albert (S5E5, “O.S.I. Love You”)
  22. Kimson “A Skittle” Albert (S4E15, “Assisted Suicide”)
  23. Kimson “Mummy Mum Muggy” Albert (S2E4, “Escape to the House of Mummies (Part 2)”)
  24. Kimson “Noogie Patrol” Albert (S4E5, “The Revenge Society”)
  25. Kimson “Full Nerf” Albert (“S3E3, Home Is Where the Hate Is”)
  26. Kimson “Butter Me, I’m On a Roll” Albert (S3E11, “ORB”)
  27. Kimson “The Nozzle” Albert (S3E4, “The Invisible Hand of Fate”)
  28. Kimson “Pudgy McTalkalot” Albert (S4E13, “Everybody Comes to Hank’s”)
  29. Kimson “All Out of Condom” Albert (S1E8 “Mid-Life Chrysalis”)
  30. Kimson “I, Gentleman” Albert (S5E8, “The Devil’s Grip”)
  31. Kimson “Dingus” Albert (S4E7, “The Better Man”)
  32. Kimson “Little Water Baby” Albert (S1E10, “Tag Sale — You’re It!”)
  33. Kimson “Mecha-Shiva” Albert (S1E12, “The Trial of the Monarch”)
  34. Kimson “Wiki-Penis” Albert (S4E17, “Operation: P.R.O.M.”)
  35. Kimson “President of Calendars” Albert (S2E1, “Powerless in the Face of Death”)
  36. Kimson “Hurt Science” Albert (S5E2, “Venture Libre”)
  37. Kimson “Robo-Bo” Albert (S4E16, “The Silent Partners”)
  38. Kimson “Globface” Albert (S4E4, “Return to Malice”)
  39. Kimson “God Gas” Albert (S6E4, “Rapacity in Blue”)
  40. Kimson “Rochambeau” Albert (S2E8, “Fallen Arches”)
  41. Kimson “Dead Dolphin Juice” Albert (S6E6, “It Happening One Night”)
  42. Kimson “Companda” Albert (S1E4, “The Incredible Mr. Brisby”)
  43. Kimson “Lee-Hun-Took” Albert (S5E1, “What Color Is Your Cleansuit?”)
  44. Kimson “No-No Word” Albert (S3E10, “The Lepidopterists”)
  45. Kimson “25 Charisma Points” Albert (S1E11, “Past Tense”)
  46. Kimson “Tiny Joseph” Albert (Special, “A Very Venture Christmas”)
  47. Kimson “Nice Onesie” Albert (S2E2, “Hate Floats”)
  48. Kimson “Budley? Budward?” Albert (S2E9, “Guess Who’s Coming to State Dinner?”)
  49. Kimson “?” Albert (S5E3, “SPHINX Rising”)
  50. Kimson “Le Teuer” Albert (S3E12, “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part 1)”)
  51. Kimson “Copter 5” Albert (S4E2, “Handsome Ransom”)
  52. Kimson “Ba-Hey!” Albert (S1E7, “Ice Station — Impossible!”)
  53. Kimson “Weenis” Albert (S3E8, “Tears of a Sea Cow”)
  54. Kimson “More People of Color” Albert (S6E1, “Hostile Makeover”)
  55. Kimson “Pistolé” Albert (S4E9, “The Diving Bell Vs. The Butter-glider”)
  56. Kimson “King Gorilla” Albert (S1E13, “Return to Spider-Skull Island”)
  57. Kimson “Don Alberto” (S1E1, “Dia de los Dangerous!”)
  58. Kimson “Robot Water” Albert (S6E3, “Faking Miracles”)
  59. Kimson “Beep-Boop” Albert (S4E6, “Self-Medication”)
  60. Kimson “In Twain” Albert (S1E5, “Eeney, Meeney, Miney …Magic!”)
  61. Kimson “Retiarius” Albert (S4E10, “Pomp & Circuitry”)
  62. Kimson “Who Da Masta?” Albert (S2E7, “Assassinanny 911”)
  63. Kimson “Heat Incarnate” Albert (S2E6, “Victor. Echo. November.”)
  64. Kimson “All This Money” Albert (S5E9, “All This and Gargantua-2”)
  65. Kimson “Peligro” Albert (S1E2, “Careers in Science”)
  66. Kimson “Marilla Palps” Albert (S6E8, “Red Means Stop”)
  67. Kimson “Ook-Ook” Albert (S3E9, “Now Museum — Now You Don’t!”)
  68. Kimson “Re-bort” Albert (S1E5, “Ghosts of the Sargasso”)
  69. Kimson “Quiet Desperation” Albert (S2E11, “¡Viva los Muertos!”)
  70. Kimson “Go Team Boobies” Albert (S3E6, “Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman”)
  71. Kimson “Your Favorite Quote Here” Albert (S2E13, “Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part 2)”)
  72. Kimson “Your Favorite Quote” Albert (S3E13, “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part 2)”)
  73. Kimson “Retard Strength” Albert (S2E3, “Love-Bheits”)

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John Maher
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