march madness – The Dot and Line

Hey, All You Normies Who Hate On Jazz. Why Do You Love Cartoon Theme Songs So Much?

Do you know how many of the best cartoon theme songs are jazz? You cats really gotta get consistent out here.

Here’s what that means.

A comprehensive guide to an action-packed, often-overlooked genre of Japanese animation.

A video game designer and purveyor of “mixed reality” takes a long, hard look through his headset at a heady ‘Bebop’ episode.

If anyone ever casts Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel, I swear I’ll eat Eric! (And don’t even say the words “Joseph Gordon-Levitt” to me.)

Grunkle Stan just wants to see some kind of giant woman. We do too, Grunkle Stan. We do too.

Actually, when you consider the theory of multiple intelligences, you’re the f*cking idiot, Rick! You f*cking moron! —Morty (attrib.)

This one’s for all you Jazz Boys and Jazz Girls out there.

Look, this is pretty self-explanatory. What do you want, a road map?